Things I swore I'd never do . . .

And have maybe done once or twice ;)

1) Push "Repeat Play" on Baby Einstein.
2) Made and fed my child Easy Mac.
3) "Cleaned" out a bottle with only hot water (no scrubbing, no soap).
4) Memorized the time Barney comes on PBS.
5) Eat a graham cracker for my special treat (hey, don't knock those until you try them lately).
6) Bought my daughter a Happy Meal.
7) Experience MY daughter throw a tantrum in Wal-Mart.
8) Watched my daughter play in the backyard in my pajamas.
9) Admit any of this to anyone . . .